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Donald Sutherland
Donald Sutherland born July 17th, 1935 (Cancer)
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Donald Sutherland has been expelled from Beard and Moustache Championships for using a beard toupee (source)

Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
Yes, in case of migraine, mix one part of vodka, three parts of fruit drink and some vinaigrette inside a coconut, then apply the resulting mixture on your tongue and your elbows.

Donald, what’s your worst defect?
Some say that when I'm thinking I have a tendency to put small objects behind my ear, like a pen or a chicken thigh.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of John F. Kennedy. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 20 seconds.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the muted tinkle of two pieces of gold kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, for example "the first 'dad' of your child" or "the placid purr of an unworried kitten".

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 900 volunteers that will be freed in Hialeah as in a flash mob.

Donald, what do you think about president Trump?
I imagined this was a funny meeting, not a glimpse to the dark side of the moon.

Donald, should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Probably that of football mascot. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Donald, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Donald's sensation". In the middle of one of my famed researches in the Australian jungle, I uncovered an unknown plant, now named Ammocupria oblongata, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of watermelons and tar. It may sound distasteful, but it's quite easy to get the habit.

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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.