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Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
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As a kid Donald Trump showed a bizarre inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and lasagne (pixabay photo)

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.

A famous person you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
As a poll suggests, Terminator, because of our awesomeness.

Donald, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Donald's wonder". During one of my expeditions in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an unknown tree, now named Corallohamia abstrusa, which every 8 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of lemons and glitter. It may seem bizarre, but it can cause dependency.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I don't know. I think I'm a one in Tibet, but a nine in Fresno.

As everybody knows, the problem of beriberi in armadillos is reaching gigantic dimensions. Is Donald Trump doing anything in this respect?
Yeah! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The profits ($900 per night) will go to a charity for the cure of beriberi in armadillos.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
I suffer from an irrational phobia for zombies, due to a curious accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by lions, but that is quite common.

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You may stare at them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Donald Trump's home telephone number is listed here :
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