Do you have any scar?
I have a little coffee bean shaped scar on my right shin, a memory of my challenging quarrel with a drunk gazelle.
President Trump, what can you tell us about your plans for education?
The matter is in the efficient hands of Elisabeth DeVos. I think she is completely qualified for the job since she is loved by all the teachers who want to continue teaching. However I have some ideas. For example, all the schools must be equipped with guns, since we must be prepared in case of North Korean invaders or a vegans' riot.
What is the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a barren dim space. A foul aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got plastered at a rerun of "Big Top Pee-Wee" in a drab movie house near Sacramento.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I love to sing out loud at the top of my voice "Get Here" by Oleta Adams.
Apart from leading the nation, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I do a great imitation of a dog, usually for kids or everybody willing to disburse a large check.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the calming sound of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. However, my spokesman demands to write instead something more fashionable, for example "the infectious laugh of an exhilarated child " or "the relaxing purr of an unworried kitten".
Donald, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last summer I leased an exclusive palace in a hidden valley of Cyprus. The contract included a drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a crew of extras pretending to be paparazzi to let me feel at home.
Donald, do you like hedgehogs?
I don't believe so!
For which reason you do not like hedgehogs?
To be honest, they stink! And one hedgehog bite my grandpa's privy bits. That was one of the reasons I become the President of USA, so I should rethink my position on hedgehogs.
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