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Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
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Because of a strange accident happened to his cousin, Donald Trump suffers with an irrational phobia for butterflies and a rational one for tigers (source)

Present-day world seems to be subject to a wave of unstoppable ferocity and criminality. What would Donald Trump do?
I think we can learn from great films, like "The Purge" and "Blade Runner".

Your line of work is often stressful and dangerous for mental health. How do you face it?
To steel my spirit, I periodically take a siesta on a bunk made of rusty barbed wire.

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I rented an exquisite manor in a secretive valley of Kyrgyzstan. The deal included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy and also a group of extras impersonating paparazzi to let me feel cherished.

Do you know Carl Evans (a former deer farmer, now an electorate officer) from Fullerton?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been married to him for 4 months. Then there was some commotion about the strange suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.

Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Sure, in case of warts, mix one part of fernet, two parts of coffee and some salt and pepper in a bowl, then apply this potion on your tongue and your chin.

What's your favorite vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. See, maybe you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

President Trump, what is your take on the security threats posed by immigrants from Zubrowka?
I'm not the racist here but law abiding citizens know nothing good comes from Zubrowka.

Donald, what are you plans about sport?
I think that currently most of the sports are humdrum. They lack that glitter that convinced people to throng the Colosseum in Rome. I want that MIT students conceive a lineup of mega detailed female cyborgs 250 feet high that play bikini twister.

There is no possibility any of these is Donald Trump's private telephone number :
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Celebrities are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Donald Trump totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a certified telepath from Tucson.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.