What is the strangest nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by the ghost of Alan Turing. I kept yelling "I did not paint my uncle's raccoon".
What can you tell us about your plans for education?
Well, Elisabeth DeVos told me that public schools mainly form gayish mimes and fast-food waiters. It's a huge waste of money. So Betsy and me will study how to move a few of the public schools where rent is cheaper, like Mojave desert or possibly Canada.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I have acquired an irrational phobia for cookies, because of an uncanny accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite normal.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the exciting swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, like "the calming purr of a little kitten" or "the first word of your baby".
If you didn't grow up to become known as the president Donald Trump, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Super Mario Galaxy 2" player.
Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, most of the times. If you are cremated then your remains can rest in some dull place.
What is the first award you ever won?
At the early age of 8, I won the "Chocolate Monkey Cup" issued by the Mayor of Fresno for "memorable but unneeded businessing achievement".
Donald, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't live without a kitten or spicy cotton-candy delivered daily to my room.
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