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An interview with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
In his secret cave Donald Trump is desperately looking for a way to turn industrial sewage into marshmallows (pixabay photo)

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very unsettling experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Socrates appeared and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Edgar Allan Poe's cook.

Modern world seems exposed to unstoppable ferocity and criminality. What would Donald Trump do?
Well, in my opinion, appointing a security guard to every person would make many problems go away, but most liberal administrators are close-fisted fossil chaps little enticed by my clever ideas.

Donald, you are also well known for your strange demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't stay anywhere without a tiger cub or chili cotton-candy delivered everyday to my door.

Donald, which is your position on science?
I've already a bunch of suggestions for these so-called scientists. I definitively want a magic USB jack that can adapt itself to every possible port even of a Blackberry and I also want to standardize the value of pi to be equal to 3.15 which is way better than the useless pi=3.14151926.

Donald, do you have any vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. See, surely you are going to blame me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the soothing tingle of two emeralds touching each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the relaxing purr of a pleased kitten" or "the breath of your sleeping tot".

President Trump, you surely know that just 3 countries (United States, Myanmar, and Liberia) in the whole world do not use metric system. Have you planned something in this regard?
It is inconvenient that so many states don't envision the benefit of purchasing a bushel of barley or buying a pint of water. So I resolved to bribe the good rulers of Ruritania and Bangistan to persuade them to accept the US system. Today Bangistan, tomorrow Andorra!

What do you have in your pockets?
Nuts! Since this transcription is a fabrication of your indecent neurons, I'm completely disrobed, so no pockets at all.

There is no possibility any of these is Donald Trump's secret telephone number :
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To be frank, my boss had patiently scheduled my short talk with Donald Trump days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like feeding my pet gerbil or visiting Canada. So, this web page is essentially based on what Donald Trump would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.