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An interview with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
Donald Trump always employs a rigorous way to choose his next move (pixabay photo)

Do you know Lisa T. Barnes (a former electrical engineer, now a specialist physician) from Grand Rapids?
Not personally, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was some commotion about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to an abrupt finale.

Donald, which is your position on science?
I've a shitload of ideas for the researchers. I want a working pair of X-ray see-through glasses because the ones I bought are a scam and I also want a system to make microwaves visible because otherwise I can't trust the owen.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the gift of total recall. Indeed, I remember pretty well the moment I was born. You know, it was a day in June. An almost poetic spring day, smelling of flowers and glossy leaves. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood, in a room full of people screaming like banshees. The first, but not the best day of my life...

Anything happier?
Who gives a damn? My entire existence is like an amble into an exploding volcano.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some disputes with my agent, the easiest way out is changing my name, so next year I will be forced to use the name "Donald Tromp".

Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
That's right! People love me so much. My power is that I'm all-embracing: I charm famous emperors and demoralized rodent exterminators in the same manner. You know? There are at least 13 parks with my statue in two different countries, not counting Uzbekistan and Krakozhia, which I did not know they were countries.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I love to sing out loud "Human Behaviour" by Björk.

Donald, which is your secret for everlasting beauty?
Curiously, it is a weekly bath in cold cement.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Donald Trump's home telephone number :
2009968919 4502835002 7690997723 6972842396 8531842924 5855733582 9672274253 5687930037 8201048823 803689558 2513909121 8379934168 9433757937 304878886 9726789855 293212441 7231790911 990060598 5180723390 708443520
To be sincere, my supervisor had scheduled my brief talk with Donald Trump several days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or walking my pet ferret. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Donald Trump would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.