Do you know Lisa T. Barnes (a former electrical engineer, now a specialist physician) from Grand Rapids?
Not personally, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was some commotion about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to an abrupt finale.
Donald, which is your position on science?
I've a shitload of ideas for the researchers. I want a working pair of X-ray see-through glasses because the ones I bought are a scam and I also want a system to make microwaves visible because otherwise I can't trust the owen.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the gift of total recall. Indeed, I remember pretty well the moment I was born. You know, it was a day in June. An almost poetic spring day, smelling of flowers and glossy leaves. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood, in a room full of people screaming like banshees. The first, but not the best day of my life...
Who gives a damn? My entire existence is like an amble into an exploding volcano.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some disputes with my agent, the easiest way out is changing my name, so next year I will be forced to use the name "Donald Tromp".
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
That's right! People love me so much. My power is that I'm all-embracing: I charm famous emperors and demoralized rodent exterminators in the same manner. You know? There are at least 13 parks with my statue in two different countries, not counting Uzbekistan and Krakozhia, which I did not know they were countries.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I love to sing out loud "Human Behaviour" by Björk.
Donald, which is your secret for everlasting beauty?
Curiously, it is a weekly bath in cold cement.
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