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A conversation with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
In his recondite vault Donald Trump is frantically trying to create ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

When your are not leading the free world, which is your preferred diversion?
I think that collecting dummies is a noble activity.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm extremely fond of "Little Women" by Mary Ascott.

You surely mean, by Louisa May Alcott?
Maybe you are confusing it with another edition, but we can agree to disagree.

It seems that your relations with CIA have not been utterly neutral...
Yup! I'm quite annoyed in these Cranky Incapable Amateurs and their unreasonable prying in the business of my friend Vladimir. Probably, they are just like annoyed children. I will order them to encourage an insurgency in Lilliput. It's the thing they do better, after all.

Donald, do you have something to say to young people?
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Donald, you seem to be always so lively and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each person has a dark side. For example, when I face another politician, my vision blurs and my heart became heavier. And all of a sudden, I sense the need to erase that loser from this planet and dance on his bleak tomb. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Last week I've read the abridged outline of "The Hobbit", and I found it acceptable. Thus, I've instructed my secretary to contact the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

Fighting for a better world is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my soul, I often rest on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and shards of glass.

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