What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the gentle jangle of two diamonds touching each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, for example "the placid purr of a content kitten" or "the elated giggle of an angelic kid ".
Being president is often stressful and dangerous for mental well-being. How do you face it?
As I have already twitted, I hit "sleazebags" back. It makes me feel so much better than seeing a psychiatrist (which I never have!) Actually, you seem one of them.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Okey-doke! It is lamentable that I have little time, if any, to write. Last summer I've read the condensed outline of "Crime and Punishment", and I found it quite passable. Thus, I told my assistant to contact the author - a certain Fyodor Dostoyevsky - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.
Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a little chamaleon shaped scar on my right elbow, a relic of my problematic skirmish with a drunk sheep.
In a paper printed on Russian Annals of Symbolic Criminology, dr. Frank Rogers has described your tweets as "a dramatic summary of latest conceptual formalism". Any comment?
I think that in his interesting article published on Canadian Psychiatrical Transactions, prof. Eric A. Sullivan utterly rebuked that fishy observation.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones.
Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! I can use two voices at once (one not mine), particularly on Saturdays. Probably this is quite atypical in awesome people with Apache ancestry.
Donald, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Might as well! Recent research has showed that smoking everything you can put your hands on may have sour repercussions, like loss of limbs or painful death. But fear no more! Buy "Donald's prodigy", now with more Podocoma cauliflora powder. Just $19.99 for 90 pills, only in the best Mexican corner stores (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It
often may cause loss of eyebrows or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. A pill contains 100% RDA of benzene).
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