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A conversation with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
In his secret laboratory Donald Trump is frenziedly searching a cure for arthritis in gnus (pixabay photo)

Donald, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I've already made clear my opinion in a paper accepted for publication on Annals of Transcendental Logic, written in collaboration with the eminent prof. Daniel Smith.

If I may say so, Donald, you are well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Donald needs what Donald needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's absinthe-infused chamomile-tea bags or fried ants.

Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! Slimming fast, since I was 6, but only on full moon nights. Probably this is not so remarkable in tall people with Danish neighbors.

Can you deny the rumours about the loss of the mermaid pictures?
Thou, impertinent beetle-headed apple-john! How do you dare?

Our society seems exposed to violence and ferocity. What would Donald Trump do?
I've two inspirations for you: "Blade Runner" and "Equilibrium".

Who are your heroes?
Augustus, Gandalf, and myself.

Donald, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last summer I leased a chic manor on the secluded mountains of Djibouti. The deal included a mined drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a flock of extras pretending to be shutterbugs to let me feel at home.

Do you use an alias when you book a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive stalkers and reporters
That's for certain! I do whatever is necessary to steer clear of those barbarians. I often employ the pseudonym "Donald Tromp".

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Donald Trump's private telephone number :
471892710 9812714892 2710723252 386093462 9458037456 7301641571 7687804313 5323405056 999256273 265976242 6487289311 9456784801 3384831583 2145903399 7821184063 6800194732 361786521 288851214 315929878 6251867876
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