Did you ever participated in a séance?
All right! But just one time. It was an extremely tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Richard Wagner appeared and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Confucius' plumber.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
It's a no-brainer: a hedgehog.
Do you have any scar?
That's right! I have a little lobster shaped scar on my left heel, the result of my troublesome encounter with a raving hamster.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is
Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Qumar, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Qumar is a beautiful but unfortunate country. They are so poverty-stricken that theft is allowed from 4 to 5 AM.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I prefer super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my health and our planet. For example, this week I have a fascination for rutabaga and tofu, which I found awesome with frankfurters.
You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of October I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and my special Smurf meat pie.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the reassuring rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, for example "the elated laugh of an angelic kid " or "the placid purr of a lovable kitten".
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