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Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
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In the course of his last political tour, Donald Trump has developed a pernicious addiction to durian fruits (source)

Did you ever participated in a séance?
All right! But just one time. It was an extremely tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Richard Wagner appeared and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Confucius' plumber.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
It's a no-brainer: a hedgehog.

Do you have any scar?
That's right! I have a little lobster shaped scar on my left heel, the result of my troublesome encounter with a raving hamster.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the emotions,
you took your passion away from me.
A pen, a comb lost in a drawer
the gloomy remnants of you.
You took away my reason,
all that counts you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Qumar, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Qumar is a beautiful but unfortunate country. They are so poverty-stricken that theft is allowed from 4 to 5 AM.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I prefer super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my health and our planet. For example, this week I have a fascination for rutabaga and tofu, which I found awesome with frankfurters.

You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of October I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and my special Smurf meat pie.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the reassuring rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, for example "the elated laugh of an angelic kid " or "the placid purr of a lovable kitten".

Donald Trump refused to share his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
7080546756 9207085274 930302542 8949058760 9476322029 231515467 6812918789 468829310 8068118776 770048499 666788290 484778778 389696454 5884780091 557813216 4015985073 3959872756 8655487118 5880818796 9074431415
Vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Donald Trump totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained employing a reliable telepath from Las Vegas.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.