A conversation with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
To fortify his spirit, Donald Trump often sleeps on a bunk made of thorns abundantly sprinkled with chili (pixabay photo)

Donald, what’s your biggest defect?
Some say that I have a propensity to utter abusive remarks, but they are just a pack of spiritless cretins.

A well-known person you think to as an inspiration?
None, but maybe Richard Wagner, because of our deep bright eyes.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Bangistan. It is green and yellow with a little violet sheep somewhere. Bangistan is an amazing but desperate country. They are so impoverished they recycle dandruff.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I choose super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do care about my beauty and my supporters. For example, this week I have a crush for elk antler velvet and shiitake mushrooms, which I found very tasty with pulled pork.

When your are not leading the free world, which is your favored pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies is quite relaxing.

President Trump, many have observed that your relations with CIA have not been utterly smooth...
You bet! You can picture me as rather disappointed in these Cantankerous Impotent Agents and their absurd nosiness in the actions of our friend Vladimir. Maybe, they are just bored. I will request them to instigate a revolution in Markovia. It's their work, after all.

Which super power do you have?
You'll not believe this! I can use two voices at once (one not mine). Maybe this is not so remarkable in awesome people with Romulan ancestry.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Talk to a priest about the aliens.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Donald Trump's home telephone number is listed here :
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My short meeting with Donald Trump has been scheduled many months in advance. The resulting piece was stunning, like it was written by the ghost of F. Scott Fitzgerald under the effects of prescription drugs. It was awfully lamentable that my cat by accident (I hope!) destroyed my only copy! After I assessed the situation, I struggled to recollect those awe-inspiring words. I want to be straight here: I'm not so confident this web page is an absolutely factual account of what transpired during our interview, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.