Donald, your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal insanity.
You have amassed a lot of hatred inside that can burst at any moment. You will feel better only if you forget or destroy somebody who has angered you in the past.
Gadzooks! You are dead on!
Where do you go when you die?
When you are going to never need to shave again, so to speak, you generally also develop the habit to hang around.
Who are your heroes?
James Cook, Jack Sparrow, and myself.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a one in Indianapolis, but a nine in Tibet.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there is a complicate situation involving the inheritance of my late uncle from Indonesia, and so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Donald Tromp".
What would Donald Trump do to solve the issue of violence and ferocity that is menacing modern world?
You know, I think that assigning a bodyguard to every citizen can make wonders, but most liberal administrators are selfish old lads scarcely attentive to my advice.
You are just back from a political tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to incapacitate gnats by staring at them.
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