Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)

Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)

Donald Trump is promoting the introduction of seashells as an alternative medium of exchange to contrast the diffusion of bitcoins (pixabay photo)

Donald, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Certainly! Don't let the color of your skin rule your world. Unless you are green. In that case you are probably going to be pining for the fjords, so good riddance.

What's your vice?
I watch catz videos on YouTube. Well, surely you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
I'll do! In case of need mix two parts of fernet, three parts of energy drink and some sour cream. Gargle with the resulting mixture every 25 minutes for at least 4 hours.

Donald, your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Absolutely! But I don't believe in zodiacal drivel.

Today a burdensome situation of suffering and a discouraging fear of failure are undermining your pursuit for happiness, but with respect to next Sunday today is very good day, so good luck.
Great Scott! That's impressive!

When your are not juggling nuclear weapons, which is your favorite diversion?
I think that collecting and trading old TV antennas rests my mind.

If I may say so, Donald, you are also well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Donald needs what Donald needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's baobab bark or gold-plated potpourri.

You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in November I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue crabs and my special Smurf meat pie.