If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Sam Claflin, since we are on the same page about Bart Simpson.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have an orange sheep on my elbow. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works only if I'm a little disrobed.
Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every other day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Donald Trymp", who apperently is an obstetrician from Boston. That's quite distressing, but not as much embarassing as discovering that for Bing my name is similar to an awful curse in Japanese.
President Trump, your first executive orders have been strongly criticized. Do you have other plans?
In due time, I promise I will promote a Presidential something to beat male baldness. Afterall, I remember that Mozart once wrote, "It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs".
What would you like to do right now?
Talk of many things, like human frailty.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You may stare at them, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Donald, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make in your career?
Take note: when CD walkmen will be in vogue again I will have my revenge.
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