What’s your biggest defect?
Some say that I have a predisposition to offend guiltless passers-by, but they are just a pile of simpleminded morons.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Mozart.
What can you tell us about your plans for education?
Well, Betsy DeVos told me that public schools mainly produce minimarket clerks and gender fluid janitors. It's a huge waste of money. So Betsy and me will study how to relocate some of the public schools where space is cheaper, like Mojave desert or possibly Canada.
What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the comforting jangle of two emeralds caressing each other. However, my spokesman asked to write instead something more likeable, for example "the heartening giggle of an angelic kid " or "the soothing purr of a little kitten".
Do you have any birthmark?
Indeed! I have a little spider shaped birthmark on my right forearm. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a spider while my mother was expecting me.
Donald, have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a special license for flying my dirigible.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I think it is that of Bangalla. It is brown and purple with a white fox in a corner.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately very bleak, since there are regions where it is hopeless to find even an almost so-so margarita.
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