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Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
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During an excruciating ritual, the spirit of Alexander the Great has revealed that Donald Trump is probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of Isaac Newton (source)

Could you suggest a remedy for common cold?
Sure, in case of common cold, mix two parts of beer, three parts of fruit smoothie and some cranberry sauce. Apply the resulting brew on your tongue and your back.

What would you like to do right now?
Buy a polygraph for my castle.

Could you confirm the rumours about your role in the shady crisis of Kraken photos?
Truth is vulnerable and so are you and your entrails...

Can you tell us which is the first prize you ever won?
At the early age of 10, I won the "Bronze Gerbil Award" assigned by the Mayor of Los Angeles for "exceptional but unrequested businessing accomplishment".

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: night.

Donald : demons

Q: sadness
Donald : genius

Q: people
Donald : extermination

I think we had fun enough...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Donald Trump's home telephone number :
6502267513 3691241898 6288047916 9950159968 6572761549 2730698009 616821823 7749678682 7734504215 8893703126 2149939980 220861613 7543984237 912312131 7798088881 3214750232 422700737 3467980131 860371292 2710512358
I patiently waited for weeks before being able to have a short exchange with Donald Trump. The resulting transcription was stunning, like it was written by the ghost of Henry James under the effects of prescription stimulants. It was regrettable that my cat devoured my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I attempted to summon up those excellent words. I want to be honest, I'm not really certain this web page contains an absolutely factual chronicle of our interview, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.