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A talk with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
Few people know that Donald Trump has requested a patent for a tasteless ultra-fat chocolate. (source)

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on legs and backs of 700 volunteers that will be set free in Kent.

President Trump, what is your position about the security threats posed by migrants from Naboombu?
Law abiding citizens know nothing good has ever come from a shithole place like Naboombu.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took your passion away from me.
A pen, a book alone in a drawer
the sad reminder of you.
You took yourself away from me,
everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Nowaday the problem of albinism in armadillos is reaching monumental dimensions. Is Donald Trump doing anything in this respect?
Naturally! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($800 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of albinism in armadillos.

Donald, are you superstitious?
Yep! I often shave my left eyebrow a little right before an important occasion. Clearly not this one.

Can you tell me the square root of 711998326?
According to my speechwriter the politically correct answer is 48.

What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in a letter accepted for publication on American Philosophical Transactions.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Yep! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal madness.

You will feel ignored by your friends, like an intangible barrier is between you and them. A frightening feeling will tell you that they are secretly plotting against your life.
Nuts! If I did believe in this zodiacal nonsense, now I would be somehow heavy-hearted.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Donald Trump's secret telephone number :
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I sat on my bottom forever before being able to have a short meeting with Donald Trump. The resulting interview was stunning, like it was written by the ghost of Truman Capote in his prime. Hence, it was highly deplorable, to put it mildly, that my neighbor by accident (I hope!) destroyed my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I tried to recapture those jaw-dropping words. To be clear here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a perfectly genuine account of what transpired during our conversation, and now I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.