I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can say here is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on legs and backs of 700 volunteers that will be set free in Kent.
President Trump, what is your position about the security threats posed by migrants from Naboombu?
Law abiding citizens know nothing good has ever come from a shithole place like Naboombu.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is
Nowaday the problem of albinism in armadillos is reaching monumental dimensions. Is Donald Trump doing anything in this respect?
Naturally! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($800 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of albinism in armadillos.
Donald, are you superstitious?
Yep! I often shave my left eyebrow a little right before an important occasion. Clearly not this one.
Can you tell me the square root of 711998326?
According to my speechwriter the politically correct answer is 48.
What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in a letter accepted for publication on American Philosophical Transactions.
Your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Yep! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal madness.
You will feel ignored by your friends, like an intangible barrier is between you and them. A frightening feeling will tell you that they are secretly plotting against your life.
Nuts! If I did believe in this zodiacal nonsense, now I would be somehow heavy-hearted.
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