Donald, do you like elk?
Why you do not like elk, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one elk bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the motives I decided to become the Chief of the World, so I should probably reconsider my position on elk.
When your are not juggling nuclear weapons, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting USB pens is a noble activity.
You must admit that your first executive orders have been strongly criticized. Which is the next move?
In due time, I will disclose my tax returns, but in Sudoku form. I remember that Kanye West wrote, "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today".
President Trump, what are you plans about sport?
I think that currently most of the sports are a bummer. They miss that glitter that made people overcrowd the freak shows. In this regard, I want that some scientist design a lineup of mega detailed female replicants 100 feet high that play beachvolley but without too much useless artificial smartness.
You have been the recipient of several prizes. Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 8, I won the "Platinum Anteater Medal" assigned by the municipality of Atlanta for "noteworthy but nonessential businessing accomplishment".
As everybody knows, the problem of brucellosis in cows is reaching gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Jawohl! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($900/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of brucellosis in cows.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is
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