Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Hit somebody in the teeth.
President Trump, you have been seen in a particular position with a vip whose name I'm not allowed to reveal. Do you want to comment?
Thou, cockered folly-fallen horn-beast! I deny any such "occurrence", expecially one with Z.K..
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I'm not sure I understand
Well, some stray photons spontaneously generated an utterly random picture in which you mistakenly tagged me. For example, in the right conditions, your car or your partner could "spontaneously" catch fire. Do you understand?
I think I've lost that blurred photo anyway...
President Trump, you have fiercely opposed against Obama's healthcare reform. What is your take now?
As usual I've a shitload of plans for a healthcare reform. The idea is to make obligatory to study 2.5 years of medicine which should be good enough, at least to cure the losers that can't pay real physicians.
President Trump, which is your position on science?
I've a bunch of ideas for these so-called scientists. I absolutely want a system to make microwaves visible so that I can trust the owen and I also want a magic USB jack that can fit in every port even connecting a befuddling Blackberry to my yogurt maker.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that several years ago I was traveling with a special friend and we did "it" in the meadows, under the stars, in the middle of nature.
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