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Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
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Donald Trump's experimental launch of a new fragrance line scented with durian fruits essence has been an inevitable fiasco (source)

Donald, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an essay to be published on Australasian Annals of Anthropological Issues, written in collaboration with prof. Joe Rodriguez.

Do you have a favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coolio.

You surely mean, by Paulo Coelho?
I don't think so. I think we can agree to disagree.

What would you like to do right now?
Take a stroll without you in a valley of fun.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 1,000 fans that will be freed in Round Rock as in a flash mob.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Surely a wombat.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I suffer from an irrational phobia for dog shaped clouds, owing to a bizzarre accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by crocodiles, but that is quite common.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the president Donald Trump, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to the White House and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Donald Trump's private telephone number :
515420575 3270292311 5684745053 7541460852 9800280008 5413551378 5553269141 9129934572 4835182358 5337980172 3329044585 5202288783 4883990401 3024688033 8330731925 2213417343 4612752398 9838835543 2735663011 284549723
To be frank, my boss had patiently arranged my short appointment with Donald Trump days beforehand. Regrettably, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or grooming my pet lion. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Donald Trump would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.