Donald, what is your opinion about global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in an essay to be published on Australasian Annals of Anthropological Issues, written in collaboration with prof. Joe Rodriguez.
Do you have a favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "The Alchemist" by Paulo Coolio.
You surely mean, by Paulo Coelho?
I don't think so. I think we can agree to disagree.
What would you like to do right now?
Take a stroll without you in a valley of fun.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 1,000 fans that will be freed in Round Rock as in a flash mob.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Surely a wombat.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I suffer from an irrational phobia for dog shaped clouds, owing to a bizzarre accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by crocodiles, but that is quite common.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the president Donald Trump, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to the White House and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.
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