A talk with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
The usual mien of his devotees (pixabay photo)

An imaginary character you think to as your doppelganger?
As my fans like to think, Joan of Arc, because of our smart hair style.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that many years ago I was crossing Costa Rica in an old convertible with a friend. We did "it" in the meadows, under the moon, in the very heart of nature.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently quite grim, since in these battered times there are places where it is hopeless to find even a tolerable margarita.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Kurt Vonnegut.

Which is your trick to obtain everlasting beauty?
Curiously, it is a monthly ablution with cold jello.

President Trump, you are not famous for your love of books, what do you have to say?
Middling people need to read, I can digest books by dozing over them. I have a special built bed, which I call "the Bed of Culture", which is stuffed with the pages of 2 or 3 bestsellers and some pictures from National Geographics. Dozing on it makes me at least the 12% more smart every time.

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have little time to write. Last week I've read the inside flap of the book "The Picture of Dorian Gray", and I found it more or less acceptable. On that account, I've instructed my secretary to contact the author - a certain Oscar Wilde - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular location with a star whose name or gender I've not the permission to publish. Any comment?
Thou, ruttish hell-hated pignut! I strongly deny any such "occurrence", in particular one with Q.Y..

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? Please, explain.
You know, accidents occur. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a picture. Or, for example, your parents or your office may "by accident" explode. Are we clear now?

Let's forget about that hypothetical photo...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Donald Trump's home telephone number :
3309370259 981951528 402649176 5315100183 7098439362 6817044509 5018261092 8924185014 9195542461 8441453209 5501932188 8625520678 6889662794 546384278 897785662 6345455886 882882088 4028963296 3493403846 7653168627
To be sincere, my boss had patiently lined up my talk with Donald Trump several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like breeding newts or growing parasitic plants. So, the interview above is mainly the impression of a dream that ensued after a large dinner based on deep-fried eggplants and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.