An imaginary character you think to as your doppelganger?
As my fans like to think, Joan of Arc, because of our smart hair style.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that many years ago I was crossing Costa Rica in an old convertible with a friend. We did "it" in the meadows, under the moon, in the very heart of nature.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently quite grim, since in these battered times there are places where it is hopeless to find even a tolerable margarita.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Kurt Vonnegut.
Which is your trick to obtain everlasting beauty?
Curiously, it is a monthly ablution with cold jello.
President Trump, you are not famous for your love of books, what do you have to say?
Middling people need to read, I can digest books by dozing over them. I have a special built bed, which I call "the Bed of Culture", which is stuffed with the pages of 2 or 3 bestsellers and some pictures from National Geographics. Dozing on it makes me at least the 12% more smart every time.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have little time to write. Last week I've read the inside flap of the book "The Picture of Dorian Gray", and I found it more or less acceptable. On that account, I've instructed my secretary to contact the author - a certain Oscar Wilde - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular location with a star whose name or gender I've not the permission to publish. Any comment?
Thou, ruttish hell-hated pignut! I strongly deny any such "occurrence", in particular one with Q.Y..
I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? Please, explain.
You know, accidents occur. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a picture. Or, for example, your parents or your office may "by accident" explode. Are we clear now?
Let's forget about that hypothetical photo...
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