Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some problems with my agent, the simplest solution is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Donald Trymp".
Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to kangaroo tears (don't ask!), phenol and cheaters.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Talk of many things, like human frailty.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so absorbed in doing influential things to care about such trifles. Actually, I have a group of economists to compile my grocery list and texting it to a gang of professional buyers distributed around the planet. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever employ a crew of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.
President Trump, I've heard you are not a book lover, what do you have to say?
Middling duds need to read, I can digest books by sleeping over them. I have a special built hammock, which I call "the Hammock of Knowledge", which is stuffed with the pages of 2 or 3 classic books and some pictures from National Geographics. Dozing on it makes me at least the 14% more clever every time.
Donald, do you like opossums?
Why you do not like opossums, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one opossum bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become the Chief of the World, so I should rethink my relation with opossums.
Apart from ruling the world, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can balance a toothbrush on my chin for at least 10 seconds.
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