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A conversation with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
Donald Trump is convinced that in an alternative astral plane he is a squirrel (pixabay photo)

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: joy.

Donald : food

Q: youth
Donald : food

Q: enemies
Donald : food

We are going nowhere fast...
Donald, what are you plans about sport?

I believe that today most of the sports are a bummer. They need that glitter that encouraged people to crowd the Colosseum in Rome. To solve the problem, I'm studying a new sport like baseball but more virile. Just imagine a mix of cagefighting and cricket but with more flames. Throwing in a few whips would also be such a nice addition.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny doorknob shaped birthmark on my right shin. Probably my father did dream a doorknob while my mother was expecting me.

President Trump, you have fighted against Obama's medical reform. What is your take now?
As you know I've a lot of ideas for a healthcare reform. My plan is to make compulsory for all the people to study 2.5 years of medicine which should be good enough, at least to cure the losers that can't pay true doctors.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Mozart.

Donald Trump refused to share his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
906762628 3610050881 299120096 4752969638 416195458 9549560822 312130567 8999130024 5459888776 955993359 6994421387 7233321932 444387204 4710968752 6503167842 674950285 388667956 300176672 3687646557 6607831621
To be honest, my chief had patiently scheduled my little meeting with Donald Trump several months beforehand. Unluckily, my pet kangaroo got gastroenteritis, so I had to skip the meeting. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a dream I had following a copious dinner based on deep-fried eggplants and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.