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An interview with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
His breakfast when he wants to travel light (pixabay photo)

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Euclid.

Your agent told me you are just back from a political tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt the basis of bilocation.

Do you have any scar?
Jawohl! I have a tiny earthworm shaped scar on my right leg, a souvenir of my painful brawl with a drunk squirrel.

Apart from leading the nation, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can deliver "If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking" by Emily Dickinson backwards in 4 different languages including Chinese.

President Trump, you have fiercely opposed against Obama's healthcare reform. What is your take now?
As usual I've a lot of ideas for a healthcare reform. My plan is to make mandatory to study 1.5 years of medicine which should be good enough, at least to cure the losers that can't pay true physicians.

Can you tell me the square root of 1015799811?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues, not real numbers.

President Trump, what are you plans about sport?
I realized that currently most of the sports are humdrum. Sports miss that spark that encouraged people to throng the freak shows. In this regard, I'm pondering about a new sport like football but less effeminate. Just imagine a blend of cagefighting and tennis but with more injuries. Throwing in a few guns would be such a good addition.

What's the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by the ghost of Queen Victoria. I kept repeating "I did not sell my aunt's gazelle".

Donald Trump refused to share his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
7696312519 2515395089 4761015185 4173595663 3947605474 354916810 4496429559 3611605999 8303389472 3901832039 8833331364 6419553499 681035820 629487114 9535563710 643036987 3429985478 6578373666 3413205165 7129312034
My little appointment with Donald Trump has been planned for months. The resulting piece was mind-blowing, like "The Hobbit" rewritten by Silver Surfer. Thus, it was very disastrous, to put it mildly, that my neighbor by accident (I assume) ate my only copy! After I tried to wake myself up, I tried to recall those impressive words. Actually, to be frank here: I'm not so certain this web page is a completely precise run-down of our talk, and thus I'm beginning to question whether it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.