An interview with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
Donald Trump lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, he learnt to project his aura, about 8 inches far (source)

As everybody knows, the problem of pneumonia in baboons is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Definitely so! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of pneumonia in baboons.

Donald, should you give up politics and business, which occupation would you choose?
Probably that of midwife. I already have some experience in that field.

What do you think of global warming?
I have the proofs that this global warming baloney is presumably an abominable machination of Qumar's nefarious scientists.

Do you do your own shopping?
Not likely! Actually, I hire a group of economists to compile my grocery list and texting it to a squad of pro buyers scattered around the planet. For the garnments, I ever employ a bunch of doubles, one for each body part.

When your are not leading the free world, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies is a noble activity.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Sure! Here it is

The panda of grief
The big panda of grief
succumbs on the dim meadows of insanity
as I stare at the desolation of my planet.
If only it had been the pork of grief
we could have bacon at least.

What do you eat between meals?
Salted peanuts with mayonnaise, a cabbage leaf, four loin chops, and a glass of scotch.

What's your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the gift of total recall. Indeed, I remember pretty well the moment I saw the light. It was a night in June. An almost poetic spring night, smelling of flowers and moist humus. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of howling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

Life seems better now.
My existence is like a walk into perpetual pain.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Donald Trump's secret telephone number :
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Clearly, vips are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Donald Trump totally alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a trained telepath from Phoenix.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.