As everybody knows, the problem of pneumonia in baboons is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Definitely so! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of pneumonia in baboons.
Donald, should you give up politics and business, which occupation would you choose?
Probably that of midwife. I already have some experience in that field.
What do you think of global warming?
I have the proofs that this global warming baloney is presumably an abominable machination of Qumar's nefarious scientists.
Do you do your own shopping?
Not likely! Actually, I hire a group of economists to compile my grocery list and texting it to a squad of pro buyers scattered around the planet. For the garnments, I ever employ a bunch of doubles, one for each body part.
When your are not leading the free world, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies is a noble activity.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Sure! Here it is
What do you eat between meals?
Salted peanuts with mayonnaise, a cabbage leaf, four loin chops, and a glass of scotch.
What's your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the gift of total recall. Indeed, I remember pretty well the moment I saw the light. It was a night in June. An almost poetic spring night, smelling of flowers and moist humus. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of howling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...
Life seems better now.
My existence is like a walk into perpetual pain.
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