An interview with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
Less known fact: Donald Trump is fluent in Klingonese and Belarusian (source)

Can you substantiate the buzz about the stolen Jersey Devil pictures?
Could I? Positively! Do I want? Oh no!

Do you have any birthmark?
Might as well! I have a little wombat shaped birthmark on my left calf. Probably my father did unintentionally ingest a wombat while my mother was expecting me.

What would you like to do right now?
Walk away unarmed.

Donald, you are well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Donald needs what Donald needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's one of Ridley Scott's movies or baby panda's tears.

Donald, you have been seen in a compromising setting with a superstar whose name I'm not allowed to bring out in the open. Do you want to comment?
Thou, puny beef-witted bugbear! I strongly deny any "situation", in particular one with R.E..

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? Please, explain.
Well, some stray photons spontaneously formed an absolutely random photo in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, your office or your car could "spontaneously" catch fire. Are we on the level?

I think I've lost that (very unclear) photo anyway...

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Clearly, presidents are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Donald Trump peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without his help. Therefore, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained thanks to a certified telepath from Los Angeles.
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