What motivated you to become president?
My speechwriter says it's because I like the sound of my voice.
You appear to be always so chirpy and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each person has a dark side. At times, when I face another President, my heart became heavier and I shiver with aversion. And then, without warning, I experience the urge to erase his sneering smirk. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.
Apart from rapping with Kanye West, is there something you do better than anybody else?
I can deliver "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost backwards in 4 different languages including Klingonese.
Donald, do you like pandas?
Why you do not like pandas, if I may ask?
First of all, they stink! And one panda bite my uncle's naughty parts. This is one of the motives I become the President of USA, so I should reconsider my opinion about pandas.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My favorite karaoke song is "Space Oddity" by David Bowie.
Donald, what are you plans about sport?
I think that today most of the sports are dull. They need that boost that made people enjoy the Barnum Circus. To face the problem, I want that MIT students invent a team of mega detailed female cyborgs 150 feet high that can play volley.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have acquired an unreasonable fear for mechanical typewriters, by reason of a curious accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by séances, but that is quite normal.
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