If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Matthew McConaughey. We were in the same chess club when we were in second grade.
Donald, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular setting with a politician whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to reveal. Care to comment?
Thou, unmuzzled clapper-clawed horn-beast! Do you mean A.X.? That was a totally innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", in particular one with Q.P...
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? What do you mean?
You know, some casual photons spontaneously originated a totally random picture in which you incorrectly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your dog or your partner could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Is it all clear now?
I made a mistake, this is a photo of my mother-in-law with a wig...
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Take a nap on your couch.
How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a one in Denver, but a ten in Amazonas.
Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny macaron shaped birthmark on my left wrist. Probably my father did dream a macaron while my mother was pregnant.
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