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Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
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Donald Trump spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. However, he learnt to project his aura, about 8 inches far (pixabay photo)

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Matthew McConaughey. We were in the same chess club when we were in second grade.

Donald, according to some witnesses, you have been in a particular setting with a politician whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to reveal. Care to comment?
Thou, unmuzzled clapper-clawed horn-beast! Do you mean A.X.? That was a totally innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", in particular one with Q.P...

I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? What do you mean?
You know, some casual photons spontaneously originated a totally random picture in which you incorrectly recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your dog or your partner could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Is it all clear now?

I made a mistake, this is a photo of my mother-in-law with a wig...
Is there something you would like to do right now?

Totally! Take a nap on your couch.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a one in Denver, but a ten in Amazonas.

Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny macaron shaped birthmark on my left wrist. Probably my father did dream a macaron while my mother was pregnant.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Donald Trump's secret telephone number :
221205616 3894285739 6279707165 833923156 7336228032 9293411972 8727467784 3063003866 6336520539 486029649 4998709703 566046496 649872809 973413832 9853461442 988564618 577114541 6098817875 6514728560 3576178609
Let's face it, vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave Donald Trump totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Donald.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.