Donald, do you have any vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. Well, I expect that you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Mark Twain.
Donald, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Modern studies have demonstrated that getting drunk like a mad gopher may have troublesome long-term aftereffects, like loss of taste or death. But fret no more! Buy "Donald's miracle", now with more Asphetropa nervosa extracts. Just $39.99 for 80 tablets, only in the best Mexican groceries (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It
usually may cause myopia or induce paranoia. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of nuts and pine needles).
A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
None, but maybe George Bernard Shaw, because of our awesomeness.
Donald, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next holiday I rented an exclusive mansion on the hidden mountains of Tazbekistan. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the cheerful estate agent from Russia that proposed me the affair by email.
Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
I don't think so! I'm cordial, somehow inert, opinionated and accommodating. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in politicians.
Donald, do you like jackals?
I got to say no!
Why you do not like jackals?
First of all, they reek! And one jackal bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the reasons I become a businessman, so I may probably reconsider my relation with jackals.
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