An interview with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
One of Donald Trump's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for steering a hovercraft (source)

Donald, do you have any vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. Well, I expect that you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer: Mark Twain.

Donald, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yep! Modern studies have demonstrated that getting drunk like a mad gopher may have troublesome long-term aftereffects, like loss of taste or death. But fret no more! Buy "Donald's miracle", now with more Asphetropa nervosa extracts. Just $39.99 for 80 tablets, only in the best Mexican groceries (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It usually may cause myopia or induce paranoia. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of nuts and pine needles).

A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
None, but maybe George Bernard Shaw, because of our awesomeness.

Donald, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next holiday I rented an exclusive mansion on the hidden mountains of Tazbekistan. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the cheerful estate agent from Russia that proposed me the affair by email.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
I don't think so! I'm cordial, somehow inert, opinionated and accommodating. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in politicians.

Donald, do you like jackals?
I got to say no!

Why you do not like jackals?
First of all, they reek! And one jackal bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the reasons I become a businessman, so I may probably reconsider my relation with jackals.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Donald Trump's private telephone number :
9645847347 4687097239 995355260 541089659 9878868926 3393510380 6170514179 864045162 7984176843 309356394 391209490 837614322 463134982 6261892806 8316560524 3585563719 2863339723 9340999192 8994511157 8358574337
I have a confession to make. My boss had patiently set up my hurried appointment with Donald Trump many months beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "B*A*P*S". So, the interview above is essentially the elaboration of a nightmare that ensued after a large dinner based on beans and deep-fried Mars bars.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.