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Donald Trump
Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)
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Few people know that Donald Trump has requested a patent for a wireless paper cutter. (source)

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Ragaan, probably because there is my picture in the center of it. Ragaan is a proud but unlucky place. They are so needy their dictionaries stop at the letter "M".

What do you think about the international situation?
Crud! It's hard to realized it when you live among piles of dough cuddled by capable servants, but there are regions where it is difficult to find even a barely so-so margarita.

Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a little eagle shaped scar on my left shoulder, a remainder of my painful clash with a drunk chipmunk.

Could you authenticate the hearsay about the theft of the Mongolian death worm DNA samples?
Thou, currish pox-marked hugger-mugger! How do you dare?

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a horse. A large, fat, quiet horse, well fed and sleepy in the summer shade.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a white pelican on my arm. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be find if I get lost in Denver outskirts, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little au naturel.

Which is your favorite snack?
Yogurts with lemon juice, a grapefruit, two bacon slices, and some fernet.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: orange.

Donald : repulsion

Q: sadness
Donald : repulsion

Q: tomorrow
Donald : repulsion

You are a pro at this game...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Donald Trump's private telephone number :
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I queued up for several years before being able to have a hurried interview with Donald Trump. The resulting transcription was amazing, like "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" rewritten by Wonder Woman. So, it was very deplorable, to put it mildly, that my uncle Ryan by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I accepted reality, I made an attempt to recollect those magnificent words. To be aboveboard, I'm not really so confident this web page is a perfectly truly chronicle of what transpired during our exchange, and so I'm starting to ask myself if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.