An interview with Donna Summer
Donna Summer
Donna Summer born December 31st, 1948 (Capricorn)
By reason of a freak accident occurred to her aunt, Donna Summer has developed an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters and a rational one for roller coasters (pixabay photo)

You are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of December I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meat pie.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Lord of the Rings" by J.R. Token.

You mean, by J.R.R. Tolkien?
I'm not used to be rebuked by non-descript people, and in any case we can agree to disagree.

In a paper appeared on International Criminal Annals, dr. George Moore described your songs as "a tragic summary of today pragmatic deductivism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, I think that in his last article published on Annals of Pragmatic Holism, prof. Matthew Peterson utterly rebuked that illogical theory.

When your are not singing, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that tinging troll dolls' hair rests my mind. I like to paint them in blue and yellow.

What do you have in your pockets?
Because this transcription is a dream of your lascivious neurons, I'm in my tempting lingerie, so no pockets at all.

What would Donna Summer do to solve the problem of criminality and ferocity that is menacing modern society?
I think we can learn to face criminality from past films, like "Judge Dredd" and "Equilibrium".

Donna, do you like bobcats?
Course not!

For which reason you do not like bobcats, if I may ask?
Actually, they reek! And one bobcat bite my cousin in his intimate parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should rethink my relation with bobcats.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Donna Summer's secret telephone number :
7019496926 431631968 9939004604 4512377834 215306317 6777163265 9680782511 2511353802 695947218 967355824 630468548 9420565418 798218734 6996991918 2482730869 8258550861 4436381485 704250881 3550220108 5396990746
Let's face it, vips are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave Donna Summer completely alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Donna.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.