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Donovan born May 10th, 1946 (Taurus)
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Writing his will, Donovan has stipulated that his body should be buried in a coffin made of diamonds (source)

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a sequel of "Catwoman", a little classic whose meaning has not been recognized by critics.

Donovan, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Why not! Clinical research has made clear that sniffing gasoline like a vacuum cleaner may have unpleasant long-term aftereffects, like loss of limbs or painful death. But dread no more! Buy "Donovan's shield", now with Embocisaria lignosa extracts. Just $29.99 for 120 tablets, only in the best Mexican mom-and-pop stores (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause loss of sleep or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. It may contain traces of frankfurts and mud).

Donovan, do you like hedgehogs?
Not on a chance!

For which reason you do not like hedgehogs?
First of all, they stink! And one hedgehog bite my grandpa's leg. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my relation with hedgehogs.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I think it is that of Panem. It is gray and white with a small gray squirrel in the center. Panem is a beautiful but unfortunate country. They are so impoverished their national hymn is a Teletubbies song sung backward.

What happen if you play your song "Colours" backward?
There can be undesirable repercussions like albinism or loss of appetite.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a brown sheep on my hand. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be find if I am kidnapped, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

Donovan, you seem to be always so joyful and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. Each person has two sides. For example, when I face a so-called artist, my sight blurs and my heart became heavier. And suddenly, I experience the need to seal forever those ogling eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with it.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Donovan's home telephone number :
6247360738 5098192739 6229623514 7345335171 7171758114 618976017 5643293013 7052147840 5980860459 490101836 6382638860 365676079 390744928 9981677009 8810255011 2708063997 3692129815 8875251703 551324498 5229459751
Celebrities are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Donovan totally alone and obtain the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained employing a certified telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.