A talk with Douglas Booth
Douglas Booth
Douglas Booth born July 9th, 1992 (Cancer)
Among the future projects of Douglas Booth there is a super-secret indie peplum movie in which all the action takes place in a submarine (pixabay photo)

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Some directors are just lowlife, however I only worked under truly great directors.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Yoda.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.

What's the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being rebuked by a Michael Faraday impersonator. In the meantime I kept yelling "I did not eat my uncle's kangaroo".

Douglas, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Yes! But I don't believe in zodiacal drivel.

You will ram into a boozed up stranger from Reno, a former arborist named Peter with both ears on the same side of the head. He will propose you to open an underground panther breeding farm in Maine. Don't trust him at all!
Shoot me! You are dead on!

What do you eat between meals?
Roasted peanuts with tartar sauce, a breakfast cereal, two tuna slices, and a few drops of instant coffee.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Douglas Booth's secret telephone number :
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To be honest, my chief had set up my hurried rendezvous with Douglas Booth months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like growing parasitic plants or learning Tibetan. So, the interview above is essentially the elaboration of a dream that followed after a large dinner of raw onions and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.