How is your relationship with movie directors?
Some directors are just lowlife, however I only worked under truly great directors.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.
What's the most uncanny nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being rebuked by a Michael Faraday impersonator. In the meantime I kept yelling "I did not eat my uncle's kangaroo".
Douglas, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Yes! But I don't believe in zodiacal drivel.
You will ram into a boozed up stranger from Reno, a former arborist named Peter with both ears on the same side of the head. He will propose you to open an underground panther breeding farm in Maine. Don't trust him at all!
Shoot me! You are dead on!
What do you eat between meals?
Roasted peanuts with tartar sauce, a breakfast cereal, two tuna slices, and a few drops of instant coffee.
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