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Dougray Scott
Dougray Scott born November 25th, 1965 (Sagittarius)
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In his concealed laboratory Dougray Scott is boldly searching a way to rise chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an unreasonable fear for venetian blinds, because of a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite common.

Dougray, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there is an intricate situation connected to the inheritance of my late uncle, and the easiest way out is changing my name, so next year I will be compelled to use the name "Dougray Scitt".

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my momma's idea.

And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about rheumatism?
Since my pet elk had it.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the anteater appearing in your last movie?
Gosh! How did you people find out!? I already spilled the beans with the SWAT.

What do you eat between meals?
Pizzas with chives, a banana, four lettuce leaves, and a bit of champagne.

Dougray, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this purported global warming nonsense is just an abominable conspiracy of Ivalice's moles.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only rock groups you can name?

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Dougray Scott's private telephone number :
2062858132 4465672008 5181288918 4879785922 997126806 3792514773 7861835094 2333029914 6247180650 9576484327 260312402 9235677497 9224608388 2889064836 4065912417 218867043 4243388368 9303521766 2600622197 2949461971
To be honest, my supervisor had patiently planned my little exchange with Dougray Scott several months beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Exorcist II: The Heretic". So, the interview above is mainly the impression of a dream I had after a heavy dinner based on deep-fried eggplants and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.