If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an unreasonable fear for venetian blinds, because of a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite common.
Dougray, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there is an intricate situation connected to the inheritance of my late uncle, and the easiest way out is changing my name, so next year I will be compelled to use the name "Dougray Scitt".
I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my momma's idea.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about rheumatism?
Since my pet elk had it.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the anteater appearing in your last movie?
Gosh! How did you people find out!? I already spilled the beans with the SWAT.
What do you eat between meals?
Pizzas with chives, a banana, four lettuce leaves, and a bit of champagne.
Dougray, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this purported global warming nonsense is just an abominable conspiracy of Ivalice's moles.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only rock groups you can name?
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