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A conversation with Dougray Scott
Dougray Scott
Dougray Scott born November 25th, 1965 (Sagittarius)
In his recondite laboratory Dougray Scott is compulsively looking for a way to generate ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

If I may say so, Dougray, you are also well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't survive without titanium-plated underwear or dehydrated rum delivered daily to my suite.

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you spend your days in a pink cloud, but on our suffering world there are nations where it is impossible to find even a so-so frankfurter.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a blue wombat on my foot. It is radioactive, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly au naturel.

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Markovia. If I'm not mistaken, it is orange and green with a tiny red gopher in the middle. Markovia is an amazing but unlucky nation. They are so poverty-stricken their national anthem is the Coca-Cola jingle sung backward.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I love to sing out loud at the top of my voice "Overpowered" by Róisín Murphy.

Dougray, do you like hares?
Not really!

Why you do not like hares, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one hare bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I become an artist, so I may rethink my opinion about hares.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I really can't stand common brands anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Indondramana sarcophylla, a rare blue rose that only grows in Mongolia.

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