A conversation with Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre born February 18th, 1965 (Aquarius)
And now, since the astral conjunction is just right, look at a picture of a sweet dog (pixabay photo)

What motivates you to sing?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Deborah. I'm sorry, but Deborah says you are a loser.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

The dog of sadness
The eerie dog of sadness
rushes on the dreary pastures of desolation
while I look in the eye my life madness.
If only it had been the boar of sadness
I could have bacon at least.

You are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt to levitate just a little.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Lee Pace, since I think we are on the same wavelength about parrots.

One of your cornerstones, "I Need a Doctor", is a beloved song of hatred. Does it also have a second meaning?
Yes, it's also my motivational song for when I have to meet the fans.

Can you tell me the square root of 900990639?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is 84.

You seem to be always so positive and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each of us has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face a colleague singer, disgust makes my bones tingle and my vision goes black. And all of a sudden, I feel a compulsion to expunge that dimwit from the earth and jump on his cold grave. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face it.

Dre, do you like armadillos?
Forget it!

For which reason you do not like armadillos, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one armadillo bite my uncle in his private parts. That was one of the reasons I become a singer, so I may probably reconsider my relation with armadillos.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Dr. Dre's home telephone number :
9573087289 5360785346 8124365294 3752802373 8108094840 2878344124 5516751878 9058218055 734112463 9381075333 2161459982 9539600119 4194466889 5121732672 2037785422 389364521 5946705784 4529804683 7955359564 918811940
My brief talk with Dr. Dre has been scheduled several days in advance. The resulting article was awe-inspiring, like "The Shining" rewritten by Captain America. It was very damaging, to put it mildly, that my koala by accident (I hope!) ate my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I tried to recall those excellent words. To be straight, I'm not really so sure this web page contains a completely genuine account of our appointment, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it actually was real...
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