A conversation with Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre born February 18th, 1965 (Aquarius)
Dr. Dre is presently writing a guide to choosing rubber bands, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I liked all of their plays.

Who are your heroes?
Constantine the Great, Doctor Who, and myself.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Like hell! I'm sometimes unfriendly, quite zippy, cooperative and calm. My relatives say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is common in artists.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my instant remedy. In case of drunkness mix one part of gin, two parts of mineral water and some margarine. Drink the resulting potion every 15 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Dre, do you like bobcats?
Shucks no!

For which reason you do not like bobcats?
To be honest, they stink! And one bobcat bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the motives I become a singer, so I may probably reconsider my position on bobcats.

One of your masterpieces, "I Need a Doctor", is a planetary hymn of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?
Actually, it's a song about the feeling you get when your shoes take fire, and that's all.

When your are not on tour, which is your favorite hobby?
I think that collecting and trading dummies is a noble activity.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Dr. Dre's home telephone number :
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I patiently sat on my bottom forever for the privilege to have a hurried talk with Dr. Dre. The resulting piece was impressive, like "The Picture of Dorian Gray" rewritten by Robin Hood. It was very unfavorable that my neighbor (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I struggled to recollect those excellent words. So, to be clear, I'm not really confident this web page contains a totally accurate chronicle of what transpired during our rendezvous, and now I'm beginning to question whether it ever was real...
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