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A conversation with Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore born February 22nd, 1975 (Pisces)
A famous clinic in California is presently using Drew Barrymore's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares prevention (source)

You hit the mark in "Donnie Darko". Were you given a lot of freedom to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! In the original screenplay my character was a ship's engineer. With red hair, shit!

Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to lye, the color pink and coyotes.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can tell you that I have my own brand. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Pothopogonella livida, a rare blue poppy that only grows in Tibet.

Drew, have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, I have some legal problems regarding my last contract, so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Drew Berrymore".

Drew, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I rented a chic manor on the hidden mountains of Loompaland. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the genial estate agent from Russia that contacted me about business on internet.

A fictional character you recognize as a part of your life?
Probably Jessica Rabbit, because of our innate spirit of enquiry.

Drew, your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal nonsense.

Today an intimidating situation of suffering and a dismaying insomnia are crippling your normal unwavering spiritual balance, but compared to next Sunday today is very good day, so good luck.
Darn tooting! You are spot on!

There is no possibility any of these is Drew Barrymore's home telephone number :
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I dawdled for several weeks before being able to have a short rendezvous with Drew Barrymore. The resulting interview was imposing, like "The Hunger Games" rewritten by Wonder Woman. Hence, it was awfully unfavorable that my mother in law by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I made an effort to recollect those staggering words. To be frank, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a totally accurate report of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
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