An interview with Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore born February 22nd, 1975 (Pisces)
Due to a freak accident happened to her uncle, Drew Barrymore suffers from an irrational phobia for butterflies and a rational one for roller coasters (source)

Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to choose?
Probably that of football mascot, since I already have some experience in that field.

Who are your heroes?
Martin Luther, Norman Bates, and myself.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my ego, I frequently doze on a bed made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix one part of champagne, two parts of mineral water and some guacamole. Drink the resulting elixir every 15 minutes for 3 hours.

Drew, how do you invest the money you made?
He said it is a secret, but I invested my whole stash in a super-clever scheme devised by a financial guru named C. Panzi, an expert of hedge futures trading (whatever it means). I could give you his number, but I could not talk to him in the last weeks.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a prairie dog. A large, fat, poised prairie dog, gorged and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the dresser appearing in your last movie?
Holy cow! How did you find out!? It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has surely been distorted by the press.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Of course! I'm sometimes rude, somehow sleepy, flexible and accommodating. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

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To be frank, my boss had patiently arranged my little exchange with Drew Barrymore days beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Envy". So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare I had following a large dinner based on deep-fried Mars bars and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.