Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Titanium Lion Award" assigned by the city of Tucson for "notable but unneeded stage exhibition" at the early age of 7.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some issues with my agent, the most rational solution is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Drew Borrymore".
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine an elk. A big, fat, peaceful elk, sated and dozy in the summer shade.
Which super power do you have?
Not a big deal! I can hear the spirits of still living obscure mediums, since I was 4, expecially on new moon nights. Probably this is quite uncommon in awesome people with English neighbors.
Some witnesses have seen you in a particular position with a singer whose name and whose gender I'm not allowed to expose. Do you care to comment?
If you mean U.I., then it was an innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with S.N...
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is totally OK in your little life and then for no apparent reason your home is frisked by the SWAT looking for some verboten things somebody has left there. Capiche?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is very blurry...
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