An interview with Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore born February 22nd, 1975 (Pisces)
After her fans insistence, Drew Barrymore will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The proceeds ($900 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of calculi in horses (source)

Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Titanium Lion Award" assigned by the city of Tucson for "notable but unneeded stage exhibition" at the early age of 7.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some issues with my agent, the most rational solution is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Drew Borrymore".

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine an elk. A big, fat, peaceful elk, sated and dozy in the summer shade.

Which super power do you have?
Not a big deal! I can hear the spirits of still living obscure mediums, since I was 4, expecially on new moon nights. Probably this is quite uncommon in awesome people with English neighbors.

Some witnesses have seen you in a particular position with a singer whose name and whose gender I'm not allowed to expose. Do you care to comment?
If you mean U.I., then it was an innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with S.N...

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is totally OK in your little life and then for no apparent reason your home is frisked by the SWAT looking for some verboten things somebody has left there. Capiche?

Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is very blurry...

There is no possibility any of these is Drew Barrymore's home telephone number :
9655646714 6312694659 9264315731 6547341113 651868218 4089692936 9759653915 5199510929 9863641187 853017657 8333687825 5104586626 6034850874 217716583 2254271143 3769047936 9217310048 7297073805 4616743672 8391656291
To be frank, my director had patiently lined up my little talk with Drew Barrymore several months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet gazelle got argyria, so I had to skip the appointment. So, this web page is essentially based on what Drew Barrymore would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.