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Duffy born June 23rd, 1984 (Cancer)
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Deerito, the beloved pet crab of Duffy, can also be used as a protein appetizer in case of ravenous appetite (pixabay photo)

One of your best works, "Mercy", is a beloved anthem of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?
Yes, it's also my motivating song for when I have to meet the fans.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Atherocisadia acidissima, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Ecuador.

In an article published on Australasian Chemical Studies, prof. Gregory J. Cook observed that your songs are "a tragic personification of latest symbolic criticism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his letter appeared on Canadian Philosophical Transactions, dr. David Young utterly refuted that farfetched assumption.

Do you have any scar?
I have a little penguin shaped scar on my right forearm, which ensued from my difficult encounter with a raving elk.

What’s your worst habit?
Often I compulsively tap my fingers on every object and also on people faces.

When your are not singing, which is your main hobby?
I think that making rubber band balls rests my mind.

Which is your earliest memory?
Usually only the seventh son of a seventh son has the gift of total recall, but I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. You know, it was a night in June. An almost perfect summer night, fragrant of flowers and faraway rainstorm. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people screaming like banshees. The first, but not the best day of my life...

Anything happier?
You are a sissy. My whole existence is like a plunge in a pool of sulfuric acid. And still you envy me.

Duffy refused to share her private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
467200537 7323926681 880863705 4660030121 410266170 7576853341 8320319311 5979668860 8760466724 2624301880 7463731943 272587614 6731985656 8305747430 509277979 739139631 4913943291 869662259 9641994994 3693727189
To be sincere, my chief had planned my interview with Duffy many months beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had better things to do, like breeding mites or learning Armenian. So, the transcript above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had after a dinner based on beans and deep-fried bell peppers.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.