If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a chamaleon.
Present-day world seems exposed to a wave of relentless ferocity and criminality. What would Dustin Hoffman do?
I've two suggestions for you: "1984" and "Brazil".
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Dustin Haffman", who turns out to be a retired legal executive from Austin. That's quite discouraging, but not as much upsetting as finding that for Bing my name sounds like a horrible blasphemy in Japanese.
Dustin, do you like kangaroos?
For which reason you do not like kangaroos?
Actually, they reek! And one kangaroo bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my opinion about kangaroos.
Dustin, is there a deep moral behind "Kramer vs. Kramer"?
Yes, that people regret the things they didn’t do.
What's your vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. Well, it's possible that you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
Can you tell me the square root of 6251348165?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues.
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