An interview with Dustin Hoffman
Dustin Hoffman
Dustin Hoffman born August 8th, 1937 (Leo)
In his hidden grotto Dustin Hoffman is daringly searching a way to develop ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a chamaleon.

Present-day world seems exposed to a wave of relentless ferocity and criminality. What would Dustin Hoffman do?
I've two suggestions for you: "1984" and "Brazil".

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Dustin Haffman", who turns out to be a retired legal executive from Austin. That's quite discouraging, but not as much upsetting as finding that for Bing my name sounds like a horrible blasphemy in Japanese.

Dustin, do you like kangaroos?
Goodness no!

For which reason you do not like kangaroos?
Actually, they reek! And one kangaroo bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my opinion about kangaroos.

Dustin, is there a deep moral behind "Kramer vs. Kramer"?
Yes, that people regret the things they didn’t do.

What's your vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. Well, it's possible that you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

Can you tell me the square root of 6251348165?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Dustin Hoffman's private telephone number :
8078586134 685633168 4542913095 8295476867 9177373501 8032562347 285519892 5235169469 203121607 9982750503 2530396576 5955154745 393303391 8939445181 7738571317 8407559079 4197574284 9383300929 9488021625 4162967989
Let's face it, vips are frantic people. It's difficult for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Dustin Hoffman completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer simulation of Dustin.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.