Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Vulgaria, probably because it has my picture in the middle. Vulgaria is a wonderful but unfortunate nation. They are so poor their dictionaries stop at the letter "S".
What would you like to do right now?
Get a manicure from a brain surgeon because it's what VIPs do.
What's the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a vacant dim place. A foul taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got drunk at a rerun of "Freddy Got Fingered" in a drab drive-in near Milwaukee.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I can repeat "When You Are Old" by Yeats in 4 different languages including Polish.
You appear to be always so effervescent and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that everybody has a dark side. For example, when I face a colleague actor, my sight dims and I tremble with aversion. And suddenly, I sense a compulsion to seal forever those lecherous eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know it.
Dwayne, do you have something to say to young people?
Totally! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to join the great majority, so good riddance.
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, I had some problems with my agent, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will be known as "Dwayne Jihnson".
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a squirrel. A big, fat, tranquil squirrel, glutted and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.
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