A talk with Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne Johnson born May 2nd, 1972 (Taurus)
When Dwayne Johnson is not on the set, his favorite hobby is collecting dummies (pixabay photo)

You appear to be always so positive and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Everybody has a dark side. For example, when I face a colleague actor, I shiver with hate and my teeth rattle with fury. And suddenly, I experience a compulsion to close those ogling eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know that side.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

The chipmunk of grief
The untamed chipmunk of grief
gobbles on the dreary grasslands of madness
when I look in the eye this planet insanity.
If only it had been the pig of grief
I could have bacon at least.

Are you superstitious?
All right! I say Macbeth 3 times right before a critical meeting.

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have little time to put down the words. Last month I've read the abridged recap of the book "Siddhartha", and I found it more or less passable. Thus, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain Hermann Hesse - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Can you support the noise about the stolen Yeti DNA samples?
Curiosity killed the cat! Mankind can't handle the truth!

Can you tell me the square root of 311880896?
I think that one of the possible answers is 80.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking is a huge waste of time. After all, there are cafeterias and fast food joints more than willing to provide my daily dose of fats and sugars. In the few occasions I have to cook for my disciples, I like to devise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of sausages and amaranth, which I assume can be fine for both vegs and normal people.

Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the sausages and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.

Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix sausages and amaranth with some balsamic vinegar and there it is!

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Dwayne Johnson's private telephone number :
9291943362 9075651783 5630786676 724178747 883015053 9543277902 8754718323 4552282587 8867176273 5118985567 4775994413 6109605637 7323985786 450643601 6316591440 8619106604 8214704995 8210509965 533498784 409250316
I have a confession to make. My boss had arranged my talk with Dwayne Johnson many months beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like breeding newts or growing mosses. So, the interview above is mainly the impression of a dream that ensued after a heavy dinner based on chorizo and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.