Dylan, what do you think about the current USA president?
You are a little devilish, but I gave my word to my canary I would not curse in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Only few people know that I have the power of total recall. Indeed, I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a night in August. An almost lyric summer night, smelling of flowers and distant lightning. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of yelling people, moving around like drunken elk. The first, but not the best day of my life...
At least there is a happy end...
That's nothing, my entire existence is like a bath in a sea of flames. And it's still better than average.
Which is your secret for everlasting beauty?
Only few know it is a dousing with cold tomato soup once a week.
Dylan, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
O.K.! Don't let the color of your skin hold you back. Unless you are green. In that case consult a doctor (a good one) as soon as possible.
Could you suggest a remedy for cough?
Yes, here it is my sure remedy for cough. Mix three parts of fernet, one part of fruit smoothie and some balsamic vinegar inside a coconut, then gargle with the resulting potion every 25 minutes for 3 hours.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
That's right! I'm cheerful, animated, self-willed and patient. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a very tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Isaac Newton manifested and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Nikola Tesla's cousin.
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