We are here today with a special guest, Ed Harris, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Ed, and welcome to Useless Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Ed, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of rodents exterminator. I already have some experience in that field.
Ed, do you like jackals?
Go jump in a lake!
For which reason you do not like jackals?
Actually, they stink! And one jackal bite my cousin's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may rethink my opinion about jackals.
What would you like to do right now?
Take a nap in the sun.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Ed Hurris", who allegedly is a former geophysicist from Indianapolis. That's quite annoying, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that according to Bing my name is similar to a shocking obscenity in Klingonese.
Do you have any scar?
Naturally! I have a little pelican shaped scar on my right buttock, a souvenir of my painful encounter with a crazed horse.
Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I leased a gorgeous villa in a secretive valley of Tonga. The payment included a moat surrounding the villa to preserve my privacy and also a pack of extras portraying shutterbugs to let me feel alive.
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