An interview with Ed Harris
Ed Harris
Ed Harris born November 28th, 1950 (Sagittarius)
Few people know that Ed Harris has requested a patent for a solar powered page turner. (source)

Which is the most blush-making DVD in your possession?
Great Scott! Apart from "Glitter", probabably it is "Howard the Duck" or "Color of Night".

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Positively! In case of need mix one part of brandy, three parts of coffee and some sour cream. Apply the resulting elixir on your chin and your back.

Ed, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal drivel.

You have amassed a lot of displeasure inside you that can detonate at any moment. You will get rid of this state only if you forgive or kill somebody who has angered you in the past.
Oh boy! You are dead on!

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Goodness gracious! They simply can't have enough of me. I'm universal: I'm known to be popular among successful NASA scientists and dejected accountants in the same way. You know? There are at least 15 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Zubrowka and Belarus.

Ed, do you like gerbils?

For which reason you do not like gerbils, if I may ask?
They reek! And one gerbil bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the reasons I become an artist, so I should probably rethink my opinion about gerbils.

What do you think about the international situation?
I say! I think it is unfortunately quite grim, since on our torn planet there are regions where it is difficult to find even a barely tolerable cheeseburger with or without mayo.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Ed Harris' secret telephone number :
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To be frank, my chief had arranged my hurried conversation with Ed Harris several days beforehand. Regrettably, my pet raccoon got sciatica, so I had to skip the talk. So, this web page is essentially based on what Ed Harris would have probably said if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.