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Ed Sheeran
Ed Sheeran born February 17th, 1991 (Aquarius)
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In her last public speech, Hillary Clinton has inconsequentially digressed about Ed Sheeran for 14 full minutes for no reason at all (source)

What motivates you to sing?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.

You are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

You are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of April I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue potatoes and my special Smurf stew.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my spirit, I frequently take a siesta on a mattress made of poison ivy.

Imagine that there is somebody in a remote place of the world who'd never heard you. How would you describe your music to him?
It is difficult to figure there is somebody so sorrowful! As I like to say, my songs are like a syrupy vanilla cake with an amazing filling of gasoline.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix one part of gin, three parts of fruit drink and some Worcestershire sauce. Apply the resulting mixture on your knees and your tongue.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments.

A well-known person you recognize as an imaginary friend?
As several people say, Henry Ford, because of our similar way of life.

Ed Sheeran refused to share his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
2044360102 8483060818 2580928064 3867131643 8800058492 9031070087 3735535470 5282141321 6378613479 531260837 3434702047 6262502444 2971711190 6076569636 5493024556 4278091923 896451693 707297536 6253459158 6999778134
I have a confession to make. My boss had planned my brief conversation with Ed Sheeran days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like breeding earthworms or visiting Canada. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Ed Sheeran would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.