I read that you will soon be busy with a charity concert. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about stomach flu?
Oh, since always.
Ed, you appear to be always so radiant and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each and every one has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet a colleague singer, my vision dims and I grind my teeth. And all of a sudden, I fight an impulse to shutter those leering eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with it.
What would you like to do right now?
Buy a polygraph for my dungeon.
Ed, you are also well known for your bizarre demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Ed needs what Ed needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's pure molybdenum or a pepperoni pizza.
Who are your heroes?
Nicolaus Copernicus, Bridget Jones, and myself.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Not on a chance! I'm friendly, quite lively, headstrong and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artists.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can confess that I have my own brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Potanandra lacera, an almost extinct bulb native of Bulgaria.
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