How is your relationship with movie directors?
Usually I've always done everything a director wanted me to do, unless I had better things to do.
Edward, can you share with us a memory of your role in "American History X"?
Dog my cats! All the other actors were eating durian spiced chewinggums all the time.
Do you have any vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. It's possible that you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of alopecia?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
You have been the recipient of many awards. Can you tell us which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Titanium Panda Medallion" issued by the Mayor of Dallas for "superlative yet unrequested acting exhibition" at the early age of 7.
Edward, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Edward's prodigy". During one of my famed expeditions in the Borneo jungle, I uncovered a little new tree, now named Osteondrea decurrens, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of apples and sesame oil. You have to be extremely rich even to find it unattractive...
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Babar's Kingdom, probably because there is my picture in the corner of it.
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